film idea:
white girl with long brown hair is living in a dystopian society. she is different, though. she can punch things. she punches things and changes the world.
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Hmmm ever heard of Divergent? Think you need to read that before you reblog this stupid ass post again. Or even hunger games. There’s quite a lot more but I’m sleepy so I won’t go into detail.
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST RESPONSE TO THIS POST
I’ve been told you’d like to hear about my Grandmother…
My grandmother got married in 1962, to a young man in the military. For a wedding present, their parents bought them a house in a nice suburb. White picket fence, whole 9 yards. Not long after they moved in, the next door neighbor planted a mullberry tree on the side of his property, near my grandparent’s driveway. Nothing seemed amiss, but if you know Mullberry Trees, you know that sh*t is about to get real.
About 15 years later, the mullberry tree was OBNOXIOUS. The birds would come and eat the berries, and any car parked in the driveway would get sh*t on, and it would stain the cars and ruin paint jobs. My grandmother, upon realizing the culprit, baked a nice apple pie, walked next door, and asked the neighbor if he’d mind trimming back the branches of the tree that hung over her driveway. He told her not to worry, he’d get to it soon. Three days later, my grandmother opened her door to find a half-eaten pie in the plate, crawling with ants, and a note that said “I changed my mind.”
My grandmother threw out the pie, cursing up a storm, and swearing up and down she’d get him to trim that tree or get him back. City ordinance said she could not trim the tree, as the roots were on his property, so the whole tree was his property.
As the years went by, my grandmother repeatedly asked him, ever so nicely, to trim it back. His responses were always along the lines of “No” and “F*ck off.”
Finally, in the mid-90s, my grandmother retired, and received a large bonus from her employer for her 35 years of work. She took the money, and bought the empty lot on the other side of the neighbor, then went to a nursery and bought 16 mullberry trees, planting them along her property line, on both sides of his property. About 3 years ago, he became angry at the damage they were doing to his cars, and cut them all back without permission. My grandmother took him to court, and he was forced to reimburse her for the trees at a markup because they’d had 10 years to grow.
…. That is hardcore on a level I hardly knew existed.
Thats a level of salty i can only pray I achieve
Kristen Stewart and her gal pal enjoy a casual stroll down the aisle at a nice wedding ceremony to commemorate their friendship.
Me watching Say Yes to the Dress
- Me: I just want to try on every wedding dress ever
- Me: EXCEPT THAT ONE HOLY CRAP WHY
- Me: Why would you even that is tragic
- Me: Why does this dress look like a coffee filter?
- Me: Love is NOT AN ADJECTIVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE
- Me: Why do half of these dresses even exist?
- Me: I can't take this anymore no
- Me: *clicks to watch next episode*
The Photo Album
This was mortifying. There she was, just minding her own business, when she hears a “look at Laura’s baby pictures!” and then some snickering from who she could only guess was Carmilla. Rude. So Laura decided to stomp on over and found her girlfriend leaned over her dad’s shoulder, looking at a giant photo album and giggling like a 12 year old girl. Laura had to admit there was a bigger shock at the fact that her girlfriend was getting along so well with the most overprotective dad in the universe, her vampire girlfriend was on better terms with her dad than most of her childhood friends. And there she was, sipping a warm glass of A-positive while Papa Hollis pointed out another picture. She half expected to suddenly wake up from a dream.
“Uh, Dad, what are you doing?” Both of them looked up, not showing even the slightest bit of guilt.
“I’m just showing Carmilla some of your photos,”
“My baby photos…” She looked and saw a wrinkly baby staring back at her, a naked, wrinkly baby. Of course. “Oh god, this is what an aneurysm feels like.”
“It’s okay, sweetheart, it’s nothing I haven’t seen before,” Carmilla winked at her, which only made her dad match the increasingly brighter shade of red on her face.
“Oh!” Laura’s dad exclaimed in an attempt to change the subject. “Look at this!” He pointed at a 10 year old Laura dressed in a hufflepuff uniform and waving a blurry wand. Laura groaned and slapped her head.
“I can’t believe this is happening right now,”
“Oh, Laura, you know we love you,” there was gentle patting on her back from her father. Laura couldn’t help the smile from escaping onto her face.
“Yeah, I know,” she walked to the other side of the couch and plopped down on Carmilla’s lap, earning an “oof,” from the vampire before cold, pale arms wrapped around her waist and a head snuggled into her neck. She leaned back and sighed softly. “Okay, lets get this over with.”
“Perfect!” her dad launched into a rant about Laura’s toddler years, giving Carmilla a big grin as she saw exactly where Laura got her personality from.
“I love you,” the soft whisper in her ear from Carmilla made her shiver. Laura didn’t respond, but instead snuggled closer into her girlfriend’s arms.
And in that moment, she could see her mom, smiling down at her, and she knew that it was all worth it.
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